January 10, 2014   10,542 notes

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January 10, 2014   972,255 notes

liiax:

ghous-t:

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

black & white | boobs | cigarettes

fuck meeeee

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July 31, 2013   220,406 notes

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

False, if you knew a thing about boners you’d know that blood rushes to the wiener causing it to become erect. Therefore, if there is no blood flow, you can’t have a boner :)

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November 9, 2012   182,769 notes

Literally me..

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June 10, 2012   111,122 notes

Yuuuuupppp

hardcorerockinn:

I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave

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June 7, 2012   739 notes
chadmoorestudio:

Zach and Mel, 2011, #Between Us Zine

chadmoorestudio:

Zach and Mel, 2011, #Between Us Zine

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June 6, 2012   403,685 notes
May 27, 2012   951,520 notes
sunnyvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Well, this dope dude.
this is gonna get s shit load of notes
i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and  it had like 70 notes
omg
wowwwzzaaaa
fhasdk;olfjasd whoa

so sick


Be here soon

sunnyvibes:

this-is-para-dise:

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

Well, this dope dude.

this is gonna get s shit load of notes

i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and  it had like 70 notes

omg

wowwwzzaaaa

fhasdk;olfjasd whoa


so sick

Be here soon

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April 9, 2012   4,896 notes
auppp:

With a little of this fella on the side

auppp:

With a little of this fella on the side

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April 8, 2012   213,727 notes

mystinkybutt:

*Dead…

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