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False, if you knew a thing about boners you’d know that blood rushes to the wiener causing it to become erect. Therefore, if there is no blood flow, you can’t have a boner :)
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
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Zach and Mel, 2011, #Between Us Zine
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird. -
funniest blog ever
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My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Well, this dope dude.
this is gonna get s shit load of notes
i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and it had like 70 notes
Be here soon
With a little of this fella on the side